unknown
12 years ago
Repoasted by popular request.
(with apologies to john & yoko...
for the kids, )
we went on a trip down to shasta
fifty red lights all in a line
the ticketing cop
said, why didn't you stop
i said, i'm christ and i will not pay the fine
christ, that crime was so easy
i think i'll go on a spree
till I got a Notice
from the ODMV
anita drove me round for a while
but Seven Feathers beckoned afar
i ran off with the rent
when it was all spent
i cast my brites upon the deputy's car
christ, this oughta be easy
cause all the trouble i'm in
was caused by my evil
fictitious, juristic twin
the judge was not amused with my Lien
the DA did not answer my Claim
the jurors all said,
we think he's fucked in the head
a hammy sandwich they would equally blame
christ, you know it ain't easy
it's harder than you might think
to get booted out of
the josephine county clink
saving up your poasting for a rainy day
living on public charity
last night the wife said, 'Raymus, when you're dead
you don't leave nothing here except for your spam --- THINK!
caught up in the great chicken caper
kathy failed to see it my way
she said, haven't your heard
you've been upstaged by a bird
and on my site she slapped a DMCA
christ, i came here to lead em
but the TRVTH they won't see
these spiritual pipsqueaks
are gonna crucify me
disinfotainment agents abound
the defamation, it never ends
there's no one, you see
who takes me seriously
so on the Bullies® now my life codepends
christ, you know it ain't easy
you know how hard it can be
i can't be a martyr
unless they crucify me
please make me a martyr,...
oh let's all crucify me
dum da da duuumm
(with apologies to john & yoko...
for the kids, )
we went on a trip down to shasta
fifty red lights all in a line
the ticketing cop
said, why didn't you stop
i said, i'm christ and i will not pay the fine
christ, that crime was so easy
i think i'll go on a spree
till I got a Notice
from the ODMV
anita drove me round for a while
but Seven Feathers beckoned afar
i ran off with the rent
when it was all spent
i cast my brites upon the deputy's car
christ, this oughta be easy
cause all the trouble i'm in
was caused by my evil
fictitious, juristic twin
the judge was not amused with my Lien
the DA did not answer my Claim
the jurors all said,
we think he's fucked in the head
a hammy sandwich they would equally blame
christ, you know it ain't easy
it's harder than you might think
to get booted out of
the josephine county clink
saving up your poasting for a rainy day
living on public charity
last night the wife said, 'Raymus, when you're dead
you don't leave nothing here except for your spam --- THINK!
caught up in the great chicken caper
kathy failed to see it my way
she said, haven't your heard
you've been upstaged by a bird
and on my site she slapped a DMCA
christ, i came here to lead em
but the TRVTH they won't see
these spiritual pipsqueaks
are gonna crucify me
disinfotainment agents abound
the defamation, it never ends
there's no one, you see
who takes me seriously
so on the Bullies® now my life codepends
christ, you know it ain't easy
you know how hard it can be
i can't be a martyr
unless they crucify me
please make me a martyr,...
oh let's all crucify me
dum da da duuumm
--
hoo yah
hoo yah